Time(Lord) Waits For No Man

(While home for the summer from college, I stay with my cousin. We have odd daily conversations.)

Me: “What time is it?”

Cousin: “According to the clock, it’s way past the time that it should have been.”

Me: “Phooey. That means it’s still before the time it could be.”

Cousin: “Unless you’re ‘The Doctor’.”

Me: “Rules don’t apply to him.”

Cousin: “Or me!” *jumps up and down on couch to prove his point*

(He’s 27 and my favorite relative.)