Time(Lord) Waits For No Man
(While home for the summer from college, I stay with my cousin. We have odd daily conversations.)
Me: “What time is it?”
Cousin: “According to the clock, it’s way past the time that it should have been.”
Me: “Phooey. That means it’s still before the time it could be.”
Cousin: “Unless you’re ‘The Doctor’.”
Me: “Rules don’t apply to him.”
Cousin: “Or me!” *jumps up and down on couch to prove his point*
(He’s 27 and my favorite relative.)