A Brush With An Argument

(I’ve had my hair cut over the weekend and am showing my new ‘do’ to my long-distance boyfriend over Skype.)

Boyfriend: “Oh. My. God. What did you do?!”

Me: “Don’t you like it?”

Boyfriend: “Never said I didn’t, but it’s so… short.”

Me: *laughing* “Does it pass the boyfriend test?”

Boyfriend: “Whether it passes or not is irrelevant, because clearly you always do whatever you want anyway.”

Me: “Do not.”

Boyfriend: “I want you to dye your hair.”

Me: “Shut up!”

Boyfriend: “See? You never listen to me! What kind of girlfriend are you?!”