Time Waits For Slow Man
(A customer walks in right before closing. I ask him if there’s anything I can help him find. When he says there isn’t, I politely let him know the store will be closing at in about eight minutes. After spending twenty-five minutes in a dressing room, he puts his clothes on the counter and starts to look at the watches.)
Customer: “I left my glasses at home. What’s this watch say on the face?”
Me: “It says we closed twenty minutes ago and I’m ready to leave.”
Customer: “Oh.”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
