Time Waits For Slow Man, Part 2
(I’m in line at a grocery store in a tiny town in the North Carolina mountains. In front of me is an old woman who’s moving rather slowly. Behind me is a young suit who has no patience.)
Old Woman: “Now is this one on sale, sugar?”
Young Suit: *muttering loudly behind her* “This is bulls***.”
Old Woman: “I got me two, no, three coupons.”
Young Suit: *even louder* “Some of us have places to be.”
Old Woman: “I think I got me two pennies, darling. Just a minute.”
Young Suit: “Come on, come on, get your a** in gear!”
Old Woman: “Young man, if you was a-wantin’ to get there so early, you should have left home sooner!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?