Time Waits For No Superman
(It’s a slow morning. A coworker and I are prepping watches for display.)
Me: “Ooh! Superman watches! Please tell me we have Batman.”
Coworker: “Why? Superman is so much better than Batman.”
Me: “Lies! Lies I tell you!”
Coworker: “Superman is SUPER-man. Super-strength beats some rich boy with toys.”
Me: “That rich boy with toys is a normal human, and hold his own—if not surpasses—metahumans on a regular basis!”
(The debate continues until my supervisor wanders by.)
Supervisor: “Personally, I think Spiderman is awesome.”
Coworker: “…no.”
Me: “Do not bring your Marvel into our DC; walk away now.”
Supervisor: “My bad…” *walks away*
This story is part of the Superman roundup.
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
