It’s Time To Use The Wizard

, , , , , | Related | March 29, 2018

(My little sister finally got a new laptop to replace her seven-year-old one. About a week later, I find it outside, locked in a dog-sized travel crate.)

Me: “Why is your laptop locked outside?”

Sister: “Because it’s haunted! You have to get rid of it!”

Me: “What do you mean, your laptop is haunted?”

Sister: “I mean there’s a ghost in it, and it’s making it do things! Go get rid of it!”

(I checked it out and found out that Windows 10 was making it restart to install an update without giving a warning first, and she thought a ghost was doing it. I wouldn’t be so worried about this if it weren’t for the fact that she once smashed a television in fear because it turned itself on when the power button on the remote got stuck.)

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