Time To Wake Up And Taste The Martian Coffee

| Right | July 15, 2017

Customer: “Do you have decaf iced coffee?”

Me: “No, our prepared iced coffee isn’t decaf, but I can make you one by putting our hot decaf over ice if you’d like.”

Customer: “Too much work.”

Me: “We have decaf iced lattes if you would rather have that.”

Customer: “Okay.”

Me: “So a decaf iced latte?”

Customer: “Yeah. No drink.”

Me: “Wait, no drink?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “Okay.” *finishing transaction*

Customer: “Can I have a cup for my coffee?”

(I’m so confused.)

Customer: “What did I order? Did I get a drink?”

Me: “No…?”

Customer: “I feel like I’m on Mars.”

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