Time To Try Another One

(I’m terrible with the passage of time. I can’t track it without staring at a clock. I order a pizza and get an estimated delivery time of 30 minutes. I immediately start playing around on the computer. At some point my stomach growls and I check the time. It’s been an hour and a half. I call the pizza place.)

Me: “I’m calling to check on my pizza that I ordered an hour and a half ago.”

Pizza Place: “Oh, the driver couldn’t find you.”

Me: “What phone number do you have for me?”

Pizza Place: “We’ve got [number].”

Me: “That’s the right number, so why didn’t anyone call for directions?”

Pizza Place: “The driver doesn’t have a phone, so when he brought your order back we just cancelled it. Would you like to place another order?”

Me: “No… No, I wouldn’t.”