Time To Straighten Out The Relationship Dynamics
(I and my brother are having lunch. Note that we’re male and straight.)
Waitress: “Oh, my God! You two are so adorable.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Brother: *smiling* “Really?”
(I realized what she meant and knowing my brother I kept quiet to see what he does.)
Waitress: “Yes! Gosh, you guys look perfect. Let me get you something on house. I’ll be back.”
Me: “What do you think you’re doing?”
Brother: “This doesn’t happen often in real life.”
Me: “But this is wrong!”
Brother: “Who cares? We get free foods!”
(My cousin walks in and sees us. We greet each other.)
Cousin: *takes a seat* “I was hoping to run into you guys. I’m throwing a party next week and I bet we going to have so much fun. I invited Greg. He said—”
Waitress: *returning* “OH. MY. GOD!”
Cousin: *looks up* “What?”
Me: *realizing what she’s thinking* “NOOO!”
Brother: “YES!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.