Time To Start A Relationship With A New Laptop
(I work in a computer store.)
Me: “Okay, so, what seems to be the problem with your laptop?”
Customer: “It won’t turn on and it smells like burnt plastic for some reason. I think the motherboard is fried.”
Me: “Let me take a look at it.”
(He removes it from the box and I am horrified to find that it appears to have been smashed and set on fire.)
Me: “So… a little fried, huh?”
Customer: “Yeah… my girlfriend and I broke up a week ago. So, can you fix it or do I have to buy a new one?”
(On the plus side, I made a sale that day.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.