Time To Slap “Low Cal” On The Lard Cakes
Customer: “Do you have anything without calories?”
Me: “Not except water, no. But I can make the baked potato with chili beans with no butter, making it more low-fat than anything else you’ll be likely to find around here. ”
Customer: *rolls eyes* “Well, if that’s the best you can do…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.