Time To Ring Your Neck

(My boyfriend and I are a fairly new couple. One day, he tells me that he’s gotten something for my birthday, and that we need to pick it up at the mall.)

Me: “Where are we going?”

Him: “It’s a surprise!”

(We walk into the elevator and go to the second story. The elevator doors open and we walk out.)

Him: “Okay, which way is Tiffany’s?”

Me: *my jaw drops* “Um, this way, to the left…”

Him: “Oh, good! We’re going this way to the right!”

(He takes me in the opposite direction of Tiffany’s. He didn’t get me a ring, so he’s lucky he didn’t get in as much trouble as he should have!)