Time To Invest In An eBook Reader

I work in a bookstore.

Customer: “I need you to print out a list of every book I’ve ever purchased from you so that I won’t accidentally buy the same one twice.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but for privacy reasons, we don’t keep records like that.”

Besides, why would we?

Customer: *Furious* “I can’t believe you’re refusing to help me!”

Me: “Well, if you do happen to purchase something that you already own, you can return it within fourteen days.

Customer: “That’s too much trouble. You just don’t know how to do your job.”

She left. I’m thinking that keeping track of what you have at home is not my job. Silly me!