Time To Find A New Client

Client: *Yelling* “What took you so long? It’s 12:51!”

Me: “I thought you said to arrive at 12:55 pm.”

Client: *Yelling* “Young man… Don’t you ever dare talk back to a client! If we say 12:55, everyone knows you need to be there at 12:45!”

Me: “I apologize for my lack of understanding; I’m just trying to meet your expectations. So, for future reference, you want me there ten minutes before the decided time—”

Client: *Yelling* “No, be there on time!”