Time To Break Up, Make No Bones About It

| Romantic | December 23, 2015

(My roommate and I are watching the TV show ‘Bones.’)

Roommate: “So I think I need to break up with [Boyfriend].”

Me: “Oh, why?”

Roommate: “Well, the other day we were kissing and all I was thinking about was what his skull would look like if I peeled off all the skin.”

Me: “Well, to be fair he does have an interesting looking skull… Kind of prognathic…”

Roommate: “Right! And his forehead slopes back more than normal…” *pause* “…but I think if that’s what I’m thinking about while making out I should probably break up with him.”

Me: “Yeah, probably.”

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