Interview-less

(I’m currently taking school in Italy and won’t be back until April. I mention this in all of my emailed job applications)

Me: “I’m really interested in working for you this summer, but I won’t be able to take phone calls or talk in person. I am however available for video conferencing.”

Manager: “Sounds great! We’re hosting interviews for this position on February 13th at the expo in Hall ‘E.’ What hour are you available?”

Me: “… Do I really have to rephrase this?”