Time For Some Hex Education

I work for a company that delivers and constructs furniture for customers. I’ve been assigned to ride with a new-ish guy whom I don’t really know all that well. I’m looking over my equipment before setting off and realize something is missing.

Me: “Hey, [Coworker], do you have a set of hex keys?”

Coworker: “Uh… I’m not really into that stuff.”

Me: “You’re… not really into hexagonal-tipped tools used to screws matching hexagonal sockets?”

Coworker: “…oh. I thought it was, like… witchcraft.”