Time For A Diet Smoke Break
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| August 29, 2016
Friend: “I’ll quit smoking if you give up Diet Coke.”
Me: “Um… I don’t drink Diet Coke.”
Friend: “S***! Sorry, [My Name]. I meant to send that to someone else.”
Me: “Let me guess. That was for [His Girlfriend]?”
Friend: “Yeah.”
Me: “Well, in her defense, I’ve kissed a few smokers before, and that’s far more disgusting than just drinking Diet Coke.”
Friend: “No one asked you!”
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