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Time For A Diet Smoke Break

| Friendly | August 29, 2016

Friend: “I’ll quit smoking if you give up Diet Coke.”

Me: “Um… I don’t drink Diet Coke.”

Friend: “S***! Sorry, [My Name]. I meant to send that to someone else.”

Me: “Let me guess. That was for [His Girlfriend]?”

Friend: “Yeah.”

Me: “Well, in her defense, I’ve kissed a few smokers before, and that’s far more disgusting than just drinking Diet Coke.”

Friend: “No one asked you!”

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