Time To Have A Couple Of Words With Uncle
(My father is very strict on swearing. We are very young, and “bloody” and “bum” are the worst words ever.)
Uncle: “Sit your bum there.”
(My sister and I are shocked.)
Me: “MUM! Uncle said a rude word!”
Mum: “It’s all right; he’s old enough to say it.”
Uncle: “I only said bloody ‘bum’!”
(My sister and I are scandalised. Mum laughs.)
Sister: “He said another bad word!”
Uncle: “Bloody bum, bloody bum!”
(For years, I couldn’t even bring myself to say the word “album,” in case I got in trouble for saying “bum.”)
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