Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 8

| Romantic | April 12, 2012

(Me and my boyfriend are discussing what would happen during a zombie apocalypse.)

Me: “Would you jump in front of a zombie to save me?”

(Contemplative silence.)

Me: “Would you throw me in front of a zombie?”

Boyfriend: “Yep. Well you’re going to die anyway. It would speed up the process.”

 

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