Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 7

(My boyfriend is stroking my face. As his fingers come close to my face, I try to bite them. When he pulls away, I bite at his elbow.)

Boyfriend: “Argh! Zombie! Kill her!”

Me: “You’d really kill me if I was a zombie?”

Boyfriend: “Reluctantly.”

Me: “If you were a zombie I would join you.”

Boyfriend: *emotionally* “That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!”