Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 22

Me: “Babe, if I got bit by a zombie, what would you do?”

Husband: “I’d let you bite me so I could always be with you.”

Me: “Aw, really?”

Husband: “H*** no! I don’t wanna be a zombie!”

(I laugh.)

Husband: “And let’s face it. If there’s a zombie apocalypse, you’re getting bit.”