Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 16
(I decide that my boyfriend and I were serious enough to have the ‘Zombie Apocalypse Talk’.)
Me: “I’d feel safe with you in a zombie apocalypse. You’d keep me alive far longer than I would be able to on my own.”
Boyfriend: “You’d have your uses.”
Me: “I would? Cool! How would I help?”
Boyfriend: “If I was able to keep you alive long enough, and food was scarce, then I could eat you to keep myself going.”
Me: “Whoa! You’d turn to cannibalism? That’s so mean! You should want to protect me above anything else!”
Boyfriend: “You should want to keep me alive. It’s what a good girlfriend would want. You’d be nurturing a champion! I could survive this thing!”
Me: “You’re an a**. I kind of hate you right now.”
Boyfriend: “You don’t have to like me. You just have to be delicious.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?