Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 14

| Boston, MA, USA | Romantic | June 11, 2012

(I have been thinking about all the Till Undeath posts here on the website. I am in the car with my boyfriend. We’re both big Resident Evil buffs, and have had the conversation before, so I decide to ask something a little different.)

Me: “So, what would happen, you think, if the T-Virus was released onto Isla Nublar, the park part of Jurassic Park? Like, if the Isla Nublar incident never happened, and Jurassic Park became a huge success, and then, BOOM! Zombie infection?”

Boyfriend: “I don’t know…”

Me: “Just think about it. It could get released into the water supply, and eventually you’d get zombie dinosaurs!”

Boyfriend: “Don’t you think that would be a bit excessive? T-Rex could probably just eat you with one bite, so no point in having them be zombies.”

Me: “But, what about the tiny meat-eaters? Like zombie Procompsognathus? Zombie-compies could totally kill you, and zombify everything else.”

Boyfriend: “Good point. In that case, you’re the bait. I run faster than you, anyway.”

 

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