Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 13

| New England, USA | Romantic | June 1, 2012

(My brother-in-law has just popped the Till Undeath question to his girlfriend, and she’s rather appalled that he would kill her. She turns to me.)

Girlfriend: “Would you kill your husband of 10 years?”

Me: “Hell, yes I would!”

Girlfriend:: “But, but you love him!

Me: “Of course I love him, but he’s going to be a brainless zombie. It’s not like I can be all ‘Oh, let’s both be zombies together’, and rot and frolic in fields, and have brain picnics.”

Girlfriend:: “Well, when you say it like that, you make me sound ridiculous!”

Husband: “But I like picnics…”

 

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