Til Undeath Do Us Part, Part 41

| Romantic | February 12, 2015

(My husband has never appreciated the idea of a zombie apocalypse.)

Me: “If I got bitten by a zombie, would you shoot me?”

Husband: “If you got bitten by a zombie, I’d shoot your pet unicorn, cut off its horn, and grind it up to make a magical healing potion to cure you.”

Me: *in a small, hesitant, quiet voice* “You’d shoot my… unicorn?”

Husband: “If you get to make up zombies, I get to make up unicorns.”

 

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