Til Deaf Do Us Part
(My mom is deaf in one ear, so she can’t hear very well. My dad takes advantage for fun, but he’s starting to go deaf too.)
Mom: *sneezes*
Dad: “Shut up!”
Mom: “Thank you!”
Dad: “You’re welcome. See? This is why I married this woman.”
Me: *stifling a laugh* “Dad, what are you going to do when you start losing your hearing?”
Dad: “Huh?”
Mom: “What?”
Me: “Oh god, never mind. You two are perfect for each other.”
Dad: “Huh?”
Mom: “What’d he say?”
Dad: “What’d you say?”
Mom: “Huh?”
Dad: “What?”
(I slam my head on my desk out of frustration.)
Mom: “Why’s he slamming his head on the table?”
Dad: “I dunno.”
Mom: “What?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
