So Tight You Can Never Take Them Off Again

(I am the customer in this story. I am a sophomore in high school and I’m really into the whole goth scene. I purchase a pair of pants from a gothic clothing store in the mall. I go to the ladies’ room in the food court to put them on, but they are really tight. So, still wearing the pants, I return to the store. I approach the counter.)

Me: “Hey, I just bought these pants and they are a little too tight. Can I exchange them?”

Cashier: *looks me in the face, looks down at the pants that I am wearing, looks back up at my face* “You’re wearing them, dude.”

Me: “…”

(I ran off. I was too embarrassed to even go take them off and put my old ones on and come back. Out of sheer embarrassment, I just kept the too-tight pants I wasn’t able to wear. As a side note though, it was the push I needed, and less than a year later I’d lost enough weight to fit in them!)