Thy Laziness Knows No Bounds
Me: “Hi! This is [Restauran]; how can I help you?”
Caller: “I’d like to order a delivery.”
Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t do deliveries.”
Caller: “So, you expect me to come all the way over… to eat your food?!”
Me: “Umm… yeah, if you want.”
Caller: “Goodbye!” *hangs up*
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