Thy Gluttony Knows No Bounds
Me: “Hi, did you need any help today?”
Customer: “Nope, I’m just looking.”
Me: “Alright, just tell me if you need anything.”
(The customer stops and looks at the rats.)
Customer: “DO PEOPLE EAT THOSE?”
Me: “N-no, no they don’t…”
Customer: “Oh, okay. Just wondering!”
Me: “…”