Thy Drugs Are Quick

| Learning | January 8, 2014

(I am in an English lesson. We are discussing Sonnet 116 by Shakespeare. My teacher is attempting to explain the concept of love fading over time using pop stars and supermodels as an example.)

Teacher: “What might make their looks fade?”

Me: “Uh… heroin?”

(The answer she was looking for was ‘time.’)

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