Throws Rubber, Sticks Like Glue

| Related | August 13, 2013

(I’m all dressed up for my high school senior prom, and my dad is giving me a once over.)

Dad: “Alright, you look good. Did you remember what I told you to bring?”

Me: “She’s just a friend, dad. I don’t think something like that would happen.”

Dad: “It’s prom, and I know how you kids are. Just be safe.”

Me: “No its fine, really. I’ll be good, dad.”

(I’m walking out the door towards my car. My dad pops out the second story window.)

Dad: “I don’t want to be a grandfather yet!”

(He throws a large box of Trojan condoms square in my face, which leaves a cut on my cheek. I later arrive at my date’s house.)

Date: “Hey! Oh… what happened to your face?”

Me: “Uhm…”

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