Throwing My Trash Talk Your Way

, , , , , , | | Right | June 20, 2019

(I’m with one of my friends at a fast food restaurant. There is currently an employee cleaning up the tables, mopping, throwing away stray trash, etc. Two teenage boys throw their trash away, hardly getting it into the trash can, before walking towards the door. The employee looks at the cups and napkins on the floor with a disappointed expression. Meanwhile, a frail old man stands up from his spot.)

Old Man: “Excuse me, boys? You didn’t quite make it into the can.”

(The first boy looks at the trash and continues walking as the second boy laughs at the man. The old man sighs a bit and smacks his lips a few times, walking to the trash can and picking up the cup, tossing it at the boys and hitting the first one with it on the arm.)

Teenage Boy #1: *trying to be sarcastic* “You missed the trash can.”

Old Man: *smiles devilishly* “Young man, I was not aiming for the trash can.”

Employee: *laughs slightly at the entire situation*

(The boys ended up throwing away their trash and looking incredibly embarrassed.)

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