Throwing Around Stupidity And Wine
Customer: “I’ll have a beer and a large pinot.”
Me: “Red or white, sir?”
Customer: “Pinot. It’s a wine.”
Me: “Yes, sir. But pinot grigio is a white wine and pinot noir is a red one. If you really want to get technical, we also sell pinot blush, a rosé.”
Customer: “My wife only drinks white wine.”
Me: “Pinot grigio it is, then.”
I make his drinks and he pays and walks back to his table. A few seconds later, his wife approaches.
Customer’s Wife: “God. How stupid are you? My husband ordered pinot. P-I-K-N-O-T. Everyone knows pinot is a red wine.”
Me: “Well, actually, miss—”
I never did finish my sentence because she threw the wine over me.
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
