Throwing A New Move At You

(My somewhat-boyfriend and I are having sexy time. I’m on top of him and he goes to roll me off of him. Unfortunately he puts a little too much oomph into the process and I go rolling off my bed at which point we both start hysterically laughing.)

Me: “You threw me off my bed!”

Boyfriend: *still laughing his a** off* “I didn’t mean to!”

Me: “You threw me off of my OWN bed, you jerk! Not even your bed! Mine!”

Boyfriend: “You’re always telling me that I take up the whole bed. This is the best solution!”

Me: “Throwing me off the bed is not a solution!” *I get back on the bed and we’re still laughing* “You’re going to make that one up to me, mister!”

Boyfriend: *kisses me* “You bet I am… once I stop laughing.”

(It takes another five minutes of laughing until we’re reading to continue where we left off.)