Throw In The Towel To Reason

| Related | June 26, 2012

(My mom asks me to wipe down the table.)

Mom: “Now, remember to use a clean, dry towel.”

Me: “Really? Because I was planning to use a wet, dirty one, just to see if the opposite would happen. The more I use it, the dryer and cleaner it gets.”

Mom: “…Shut up.”

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