Throne Of Souls

(I am 21 and my sister is 6.)

Me: “Trees don’t have souls, right? They don’t think or feel. They don’t wake up and say ‘I like chocolate!'”

Sister: “Trees don’t talk!”

Me: “Yes, they don’t talk cause they don’t have minds. Or souls.”

Sister: “Toilets don’t talk!”

Me: “No. They don’t have souls either.”

Sister: “Singing toilets talk.”

Me: “But do they have souls?”

Sister: “Yes!”

Dad: “I think they make those in Japan.”