Three-Piece Suite Tooth

| Romantic | May 7, 2012

(I hate sleeping by myself, and my husband knows this. Whenever I ‘threaten’ to make him sleep on the couch, we both know that I don’t mean it. We have two friends over and there is one brownie left.)

Me: “May I have the last brownie?”

Friend: “Sure. Go for it.”

Husband: “But I want the last brownie.”

Me: “You take it and I’ll make you sleep on the couch.”

Husband: “You take it and I’ll sleep on the couch.”

(I hand it over immediately. He laughs and splits it in half.)

Friend: “…what just happened?”

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