Threatening His Own Eggs-istence

(I am planning to make a ‘salade Nicoise’ the next day so I hard-boil some eggs and put them in the fridge. The next day I go to get them out and they’re not there. The only other person in the house is my boyfriend.)

Me: “Do you know what happened to the eggs I boiled yesterday? They were in the door tray in the fridge.”

Boyfriend: “Umm… The ones in the door tray?”

Me: “Yeah, I boiled them for the salad today.”

Boyfriend: “Oh… well, I went to make scrambled eggs this morning for breakfast but when I tried to crack one it was all hard and weird and the rest were the same. I figured they must have gone bad so I threw them away.”

Me: “…”