The Thousand-Dollar Question

, , , , | Right | April 30, 2018

(The movie theatre I work at offers a reduced ticket price for weekend matinees.)

Customer: “So, are all seats really only [price]?”

Me: “All except one, which will cost you $1,000 if you sit there. Choose carefully!”

(I say this with a very large, jokey smile and tone of voice.)

Customer: *goggles* “Really?”

Me: “No, no. I was joking.”

Customer: “Oh. You shouldn’t make jokes. They aren’t funny.”

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