Thought You Were Smokin’

| Romantic | March 6, 2015

(I’m a male working at the register filling the cigarettes when a male customer comes up to my register.)

Me: “Hi. What can I get for you, sir?”

Customer: “A pack of [Brand]s.”

(I scan the cigarettes and tell him his total. He hands me the money. I tell him what his change is and hand it to him.)

Me: “Do you need matches?”

Customer: “No, thanks.”

Me: “Have a good night, then!”

Customer: “Thanks. You, too.”

Me: “Thanks, I’ll try!” *I always say this to the customers*

(I immediately go back to filling the cigarettes.)

Customer: “Maybe we can try together?”

(I stop what I am doing and peer around the cigarettes.)

Me: “I don’t think so!”

(Customer shrugs his shoulders and walks out.)

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