Thought He Had It Covered
Me: “What are those?”
Dad: “Couch covers. I’m tired of cleaning cat hair off the couch and since I can’t keep the cats off the couch, I bought them so all I have to do is take the cover off and throw it in the washing machine!”
(The next morning, I come downstairs to find two cat-shaped lumps under the couch covers.)
Me: “Look, Dad, the cats love the new couch covers just as much as you do!”
(My dad was not pleased.)
Question of the Week
Who is the worst person you’ve ever worked with?
