Thought He Had It Covered

Me: “What are those?”

Dad: “Couch covers. I’m tired of cleaning cat hair off the couch and since I can’t keep the cats off the couch, I bought them so all I have to do is take the cover off and throw it in the washing machine!”

(The next morning, I come downstairs to find two cat-shaped lumps under the couch covers.)

Me: “Look, Dad, the cats love the new couch covers just as much as you do!”

(My dad was not pleased.)