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Thou Shalt Not Wear Boot Cut

, , , , , | Right | January 6, 2010

Customer: “Excuse me, miss. These jeans just don’t seem to fit right.”

Me: “Well, these are men’s jeans. We have plenty of women’s jeans over here, in the women’s department. Is there a size I can help you find?”

Customer: “You mean I just tried on men’s jeans?” *horrified look*

Me: “Yes, ma’am. These are men’s jeans. This is the men’s department.”

Customer: “OH, MY GOD! The Bible forbids women to wear men’s clothes! I’m going to Hell!”

Me: “I’m sure you’ll be fine. You didn’t know. God won’t be angry.”

Customer: “That’s what you think. You obviously don’t know God, then.” *storms off*


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