Thou Shalt Not Tip

A family comes in on Sunday for the lunch buffet. They’re great, we are laughing and joking, and I am really enjoying the table. When they leave, the husband leaves $2.00 on the table. I overhear the following conversation between him and his wife.

Husband: “Two dollars? Really?”

Wife: “What? It’s Sunday.”

Husband: “But he was a great guy. I think we should leave more.”

Wife: “It’s the Lord’s Day. He shouldn’t be working.”