Thotless Comments

I’m doomscrolling, and I start laughing.

Mom: “What is it?”

Me: “‘Thot’ is now in the Oxford English dictionary.”

Mom: “What does Thot mean?”

Me: “It’s kinda offensive slang for a promiscuous woman. It’s a good thing you don’t know what it means.”

Mom: “I wish they’d stop inventing new words! We have enough! It’s driving me delulu!”

I laughed at Mom’s joke. Her confused look told me she wasn’t joking.