Those Who Have Impotence Will Never Lose Their Flower
Customer: “Excuse me, do you have impotence?”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Customer: “Impotence? Do you have impotence?”
Me: “No, ma’am. Everything seems to be in working order.”
(The customer walks away and several minutes later I find her out front waving a pack of flowers.)
Customer: *yelling and smiling* “Here it is! I’ve found your impotence!”
(The flowers she had found were impatiens.)
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