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Those Who Have Impotence Will Never Lose Their Flower

, , , , , | Right | July 2, 2010

Customer: “Excuse me, do you have impotence?”

Me: “I’m sorry, what?”

Customer: “Impotence? Do you have impotence?”

Me: “No, ma’am. Everything seems to be in working order.”

(The customer walks away and several minutes later I find her out front waving a pack of flowers.)

Customer: *yelling and smiling* “Here it is! I’ve found your impotence!”

(The flowers she had found were impatiens.)


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