Those Mosquitoes Can Bite Me
(This happened a couple of summers ago. It had been a wet and warm summer, so the mosquitoes had been abnormally bad. So, when a young two-and-a-half-year-old boy come through my lane I tried to make conversation…)
Me: “Hi there, buddy!”
Boy: *big smile* “Hi!”
Me: “Looks like some mosquitoes bit ‘cha.”
Boy: “Yeah! Here…”
(He points to a bite on his arm.)
Boy: “Here…”
(He points to another bite on the same arm.)
Boy: “Here…”
(He points to yet another bite on the same arm.)
Boy: “And here!”
(The last bite is on his middle finger, which he shows me by flipping me off.)
Both the mother and me: *laughing hysterically*
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