Those In Love Should Keep Their Wits About Them

| Romantic | March 17, 2012

Boyfriend: “When I can’t hold you in my arms, I hold you in my heart.”

Me: “So, I’m a blood clot?”

Boyfriend: “No! I mean, if my love for you were a planet, it would be Jupiter.”

Me: “You mean a lot of hot air?”

Boyfriend: “Well, aren’t you witty tonight.”

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