Those Card Fees Must Be Hellish
Me: “All right, ma’am, I can take your card or cash whenever you’re ready. If you’re going to pay with debit, just hit the blue button first.”
Customer: “I would never use a debit card! They are the devil’s plastic! I’ve never carried one and I never will!”
The customer goes on a long, repetitive rant about the “devil’s plastic” and how debit cards ruin lives.
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, will you be paying with cash today?”
Customer: “No, you idiot! I have a credit card!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.