Thoroughly Magical Millie

(I am a massive Harry Potter fan, particularly obsessed with Severus Snape. My brother has never read the books nor watched the movies.)

Brother: “Have you seen Millie?”

(Millie is his tiny, pitiful, mangy dog.)

Me: “No. Why?”

Brother: “I think she’s escaped from the yard. I need you to—no. No… Snape needs you to. Snape needs you to go on a quest. Yes. Snape wants you to find Millie.”

Me: *laughing hysterically* “You know what? That was so awesome, I think I have to do it now.”

Brother: “Yes. Snape loves Millie.”